| Dis
is me bestest pastime so in da house is some tips on how to get da
mostest wicked lauf from badminton! init! Firstly yous have just got to is da feathery fing as hard has yous bloody can and straight between da heyes. Also you's must check da part lycra is oftun a wicked choice it mak hem larff ter murch . List Price:
|
|
Tips from: some Guy Off The Street
| If you are
playing doubles, you must smash them before they smash you. Do not
let the
shuttlecock control you; you must control it. Your opponents can't
score
unless you let them score. When you swing with your back hand, use
your arm
in a whipping motion.
When you are up 11 points and your opponent has 6 points, do not let them score another point. Why you ask? In a psychological sense the score 7-11 represents a convenient store which sells refreshments. When your opponent gets that score they will recharge or reenergize just by thinking of that score. The secret to singles are the four corners. Study physics before you play badminton
To distract
(or simply annoy) an opponent, keep looking at their eyes or
|
|
| In
singles, try to stall as much as possible. It pisses the other
opponent off. Just keep getting as much water as possible so that
person gets mad and can't concentrate.
Badminton is... 80% Looks (As in style and technique) 10% Racket and 10% Strength. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game. When playing a game, try to dress as a baseballer so your opponent thinks that you are a scrub that can only play baseball, yup deception is the key! Get a pair of Nike's, baseball shorts and a baseball jersey don't wear anything associated with yonex or any badminton crap...yup so they misjudge you and stuff" |
|
